I am today announcing my candidacy for president. I’ve watched as one after another far less qualified glory-seeker has tossed her hat into the ring, entered the fray, stepped up to the plate, answered the bell. President! Who would ever have thought? But why not? I know I’m old, but Joe Biden is even older.
One of the many toeing the line is our former governor. I my ownself heard candidate Hickenlooper say he would make a good leader while we’re still a world power because he had dealt successfully with the childhood bullies who teased him about his funny name and granny glasses. He added that he would solve not only our country’s but the whole world’s problems by sitting down and chatting with Mitch McConnell: “How hard can it be?”
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